Maplestory Theme Dungeon Gold Beach - Comical Exageration
one day Gold Richie send invitation to you as a guest of his Gold beach resort. he Simply want to give you the chance of vacation in his place unconditionally(it seems). maybe he wanted to use you for Sponsor. but the things are goes wrong as it usual as every ocassions.
because the black slimes took over the beach.
you can see a lots of english jokes through this content quests. but since they are made in korea company, they are not meant to do so hilarious and impolited. at least in this content, of course you can see lots of Jokes in Mushking content. that was real thing.
Global sever version of Gold Beach is turned into contents a lump of Black comedy unlike korea original version of Gold Beach Content.
in korea maplestory, gold beach NPCs are not so burged but remain polite language bahve. but in Global Gold beach quests lot of things are different in the dialog. i want to discuss about this later. but for now we will see the dialogs and quests completion dvelopment.
Gold Richie
Good morrow to you, fine experiencer of life’s great mysteries! I am Gold Riche, global trader and lottery winner extraordinaire, and I would like to invite you to my newest expedition into recreation, Gold Beach Resort. Come and join us for some fun in the sun, won’t you?
people to be transported to pleasurableness!
Object Kill 40 Palm Slimes.
Irvine
Are you okay? it’s the craziest thing- There’s no fuel in the plane! Maybe I shoulda added more before we left. Oh well, at least no one hurt!
Gosh, I didn’t realize that there were so many palm trees here. Palm trees aren’t very good for taking off or landing, y’know? Someone should do something about this.
Can you clear out some of the Palm Tree Slime monsters here? Just 40 should be fine. You’re gonna need my plane to go back, so you best get started!
Go to Kill the Palm Tree Slimes.
Object Find 'Swanson' in next portal.
Irvine
Are you sure you’re done?
Player
‘Cause I still see plenty of Palm Tree Slimes-
Irvin
Thanks for clearing out those slimes. They weren’t a threat or anything, but they give me the heebie jeebies. I’m sure I’ll remember to fuel up from now on.
Player
What!? I did that for nothing!?
Object Retrieve Willy's Ball from Coconut Slime, and bring it back to Little Richie
Swanson
Where did it go?! This won’t do in the least!
Player
Heey, shouty guy. Is Gold Beach Resort down this path?
Swanson
You know, you have the rough hands and shabby appearance of someone who actually works for a living. Will you help me?
I lost my the Willy’s Ball! I was supposed to take to the boss’s son. If you find it, could you take it to Little Richie in Gold Beach Resort? I’d make up an excuse as to my future whereabouts, but I have too much respect for you.
Slay Palm Tree Slimes and retrive 'Willy's Ball'.
Swanson
Are you the new employee? it’s about time.
Player
No, I actually got an invitation to--
Swanson
Okay, let’s get started. Evil Black Slimes have stolen out fruit. YOU are going to get them back.
Player
I don’t really work--
Swanson
I need that fruint back and I know the filthy little Coconut Slime that took it. Go to Beachgrass Dunes 1 right now. I’m going to eat a steak.
Bring me 10 Goldychee Fruit and 10 Goldygranate Fruit and hurry it up,
Kill Coconut Slimes and gather up Goldychee Fruits and Goldy Granate Fruits.
Swanson
Did you find all the fruit?
You should feel good about yourself for being useful.
Object Kill 40 Emerald Clam Slimes at Gold Beach Seaside 1
Swanson
You are an adequate employee. I have decided not to fire you.
Player
I don’t really work here--
Swanson
Officially, I know, but we’ll get to the paperwork when there’s time.
Char
This is the worst vacation ever.
Swanson
Swanson
Did you take care of 40 Emerald Clam Slime monsters?
You have helped this resort. I don’t know whether I should praise you, or fire you.
Swanson
Okay, now-
Player
Wait! You have to listen to me.
Swanson
I am a very busy man, but I’m willing to listen to your drivel for approximately 35 seconds. After that, I will consume a large amount of breakfast foods.
Player
Your boss invited me on a vacation. That guys Little Richie sent me over to YOU to give me a tour of the place.
Swanson
That- is a bit of a letdown. I was hoping these bumbling knucklehead would have fired someone with character and dignity.
Player
What’s the matter?
Swanson
Take this drink to Little Richie. Maybe he’ll forgot about his stupid report.
The Supply boat hasn’t checked in, and that means I won’t have any eggs for breakfast, and THAT means I’m going to be angry for at least a week. Take this drink out of my hand before I smash the glass against my head.
Little Richie
Did you talk to Swanson about the report?
Oh hey, a Mushroo Slush! My favorite! Forget about the- what did I ask you to do? Who cares? I’m late for my daily mud-scrub foot pounding.
Swanson
How many more of these accursed slimes do I have to deal with?!
Char
So, is there like a room I can rest in, or-
Swanson
If today doesn’t end soon- We have a problem with the beach lights. I know you’re here to ‘relax’ on your ‘vacation’. but wouldn’t a little bit of manual labor be fun? That’s what my vacations always consist of.
I will make sure the rest of the staff treats you with the same respect they treat me when this is all done. That means they will leave you alone unless their hair is on fire, at which point they will ask you kindly how to put it out.
Let Ralphaio know that the beach lights are broken. He should be making his rounds in the Gold Beach Seaside 2
Ralphio
Hey, what’s up buddy?
Make it speedy, will ya?
Object Retrieve 5 of Lighting Batteries from Violet Clam Slime.
Hey, all right. You’re going to help me out with these broken lights, huh? That’s GREAT, because I am pooped from all this thinking. I’m just gonna step out for a quick avocado sandwich.
I can’t even believe how much these monsters like those Lighting Batter things. I think we lost like 5 of them to mermaids last week. Wait, do we have mermaids? Maybe that was just the cure cleaning lady. Why you stealin’ batteries, boo?!
Kill those Violet Clam Slimes and Retrieve Lighting Batteries.
Ralphio
Did you find any of these Lighting Battery thingies?
Bring up the lights, we can finally party again!
Object Kill Violet Clam Slime and Retrieve Tofu's Island Drum
Tofu
Where is that bloody blasted— Ahem. Ugh!
Me Tofu. Me member of Mapala maoli Tribe. We rent beach to tourist trap, but only small area. You help!
Violet Clam Slim take Tofu’s Island Drum. Find it. We Mapala maoli love people and music.
Violet Clam Slime which was have been took away Lighting Batteries Stole Tofu's Drum again. kill them and Retrieve it to him.
Tofu
You find Island Drum?
Player
Here.
Tofu
Lovely, that’ll be a- I mean, may Water-Face Jambajoos bless you.
Player
That did not sound like a real thing. Why do you have an English accent?
Tofu
Blimey! Me native! Me serve great god, Water-Face Jambajoos!
Player
Where is your village?
Tofu
None of your bussiness, tourist! Me go play music!
Tofu
I did see some Black Slime, but I don’t know if that I saw was what is think it was. I suppose I can tell you about it, if that would get you to stop talking to me.
I’ll need some time to get my mind on the right track. I was sitting by water, rubbing oil on my belly in the light of the moon, when I saw something move-
Tofu
Man, I dunno, it looked like a submarine.
Oh, uhhh, I mean, uhh, roight-o, that little water birdy is a- wait, no that’s Australian. Water tube bad!
My tribe very strong. We technologically advanced.
Object Kill 50 Seagul Slime
Swanson
Where did you get off to?
Player
You know the native guys who was playing music for the resort? He told me he saw a submarine.
Swanson
What? Tofu- Ugh, I hate saying that name so much- TOFU saw a submarine? I’ll look into it.
Anyway, I came here to ask you for your help cleaning some things.
Every time I think this place is going to be clean, a herd of Seagull Slimes comes tromping through to muck things up. The beach is a mess. The hotel is a mess! I want them cleared out. Understood?
kill 50 of seagul Slimes, get back to Swanson.
Object go to Gold Beach Seaside 3 and meet Ralphio.
Ralphio
Did you take care of my request?
You have completed a job without causing any more complications You may consider you day productive. I am going to return to the resort and watch wester movies until the building collapses around me.
Have you seen that idiot, Ralphio? Maybe at the Gold Beach Seaside 3?
Object Kill the Seagul Slime and Retrive Ralphio's Engaement Ring
Ralphio
Hey boo, you know any way I can get outta here? just- aw man I can’t do it anymore!
Player
Ah geez, what’s the problem?
Ralphio
I’ve got this girl named Lois and I promised her we’d hook it up on the marriage-tip when I got done with this job, which is great cause we keep getting delayed, but then I LOST THE RING!
Player
Ring?
Ralphio
My engagement ring! it’s so expensive and now some Seagull Slime is sportin’ it for his monster lady.
Find my ring! I just know some little Seagul Slime has it. Look, I’ve got a picture and everything!
you can obtaion the ring from Seagul Slimes during you are clearing them.
Ralphio
Did you find that Super Expensive Ring?
That is gonna look slick when I’m pawning it for my rent check. Ha haaa!
Ralphio
Gold Beach Entry Pass usage to Gold Beach Teleport.
Swanson
How is that beach looking?
I like you! I might let you eat one of my steaks.
Object Kill Red Tube Slimes and Blue Tube Slimes at Shallow Sea 1 and Shallow Sea 2, and Retrive 10 Blue Tubes and Red Tubes each, bring back in the empty cady over at the Shallow Sea 2.
Swanson
All of my swimming pool accessories went missing Since you seem to be the only person around here besides myself who isn’t a useless hump. maybe you’d be willing to help?
The bloated troglodytes that we serve expect a certain amount of floating around in their own filth, and they can’t do that without inner tubes. I’m missing 10 total. Get them back from Red Tube Slime and Blue Tube Slime monsters at Shallow Sea 1 and Shallow Sea 2 just put the tubes back in the empty cady over at the Shallow Sea 2.
Correct 10 Blue Tubes by killing those Blue Tube Slimes. and also you will combine Red Tubes just before you corrected from Red Tube Silmes to use complete this quest.
Did you get these tubes back?
It’s good to have all those inflatables back.
-Inner Tube Caddy
try talk to Little Richie, just shown up.
Object Bring 10 pieces of Shrimp Bite from Shrimp Slimes in Shallow Sea 3, to Little Richie
Little Richie
Daddy had hired the best chefs in the world to cater to my every whim, yet the ingredients they use are mere commoner chow! I told daddy I want more yum-yums! I want some Fried Shrimp Bite!
Bring back 10 pieces of Fried Shrimp Bite from the Shrimp Slime monsters in Shallow Sea 3.
you can correct 10 shrimp Bites from the Shrimp Slimes, carraying huge shrimps on their head.
Little Richie
So fresh, so fragrant!
I must get these to the chef right away. Out of my way, you filthy ragamuffin!
Object Kill 50 Shrimp Slimes
Little Richie
Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny are all tuckered out from out adventures away from the resort. Watching you catch all those shrimp was exhausting!
Player
Maybe you should try actually catching them yourself.
Little Richie
Ah-ha- hahaha! Your jest has tickled my funny bone! Now I need a break from all this laughing.
Player
Seriously?
Little Richie
I know. I will draw a picture most wonderful while Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny prance about on the warm sand! Will you do me a favor as payment for this masterpiece?
Go and be my model! Fight with the Shrimp Slime creatures around this area and I will capture your very essence. You’ll need to fight about fifty of them to give me enough time.
Little Richie want us kill 50 of extra Shrimp Slimes. so get it done.
Little Richie
My draw is almost complete.
I have created what will surely be the ultimate in beach-related. Now I must go and enjoy me lunch! You may thank me for preserving your likeness at another time.
Object Kill 50 of Flying Fish Slime in Softwave Beach 1, and Retrieve Willy's Ball, back to Swanson
Swanson
That walking pair of Bermuda Shorts, Little Richie, has asked me for another in a long line of inane favors.
Player
Hey, that happened to me too.
Swanson
Did it? Then welcome to Gold Beach. You will be entirely insuprised to fine out that the two future fur hats he walks around with are just as useless as the ascot-wearing troll they follow. Will you help me?
He lost their ball, Again. And, since our illustrious owner decided to park his resort on land infested by disgustingly playful creatures, one of the Flying Fish Slime in Softwave Beach 1 probably tool it. I would greatly enjoy it if you would take some of my frustration out on them while you search.
Go to Softwave Beach 1 and kill those Flying Fhish Slimes 50 of them.
Swanson
Please tell me you hurt a lot of Flying Fish Slime monsters and found that Willy’s Ball?
Another pointless diversion complete. Now if we could just figure out where that submarine went. we might have something to talk about.
Object Kill 30 of Starfish Octopus Slimes and Seashell Octopus Slimes each in Softwave Beach 2 and Hardwave Beach areas.
Swanson
The octopi nearby are- did that rhyme? I hate when I rhyme. I can’t get boats in to my harbor and I can’t get boats off of the shore. No boats. That’s a problem.
If you trimmed down the local Starfish Octopus Slime and Seashell Octopus Slime population by 30, I could get some craft in the water.
Irvin’s plane doesn’t have the hauling capacity to get all of my supplies here. Go clear the waters around the Softwave Beach 2 and Hardwave Beach areas.
go to Softwave Beach 2 and Hardwave Beach to kill those monsters Swanson request.
Swanson
I hope those beaches are slime and octopus free.
I’m Glad we solved that issue. I also found out some interesting news on that submarine Tofu saw. Talk to me in a minute.
Object Go to Hardwave Beach, Talk to Tofu.
Swanson
That submarine is definitely the cause of this Black Slime headache. I don’t teally know why. nor do I care. I just want it gone.
There is a path that leads out to where the submarine is docked beyond Hardwave Beach. Can you go take a look?
Get to Hardwave Beach ASAP
Tofu
Eeey, you found my drum, huh?
Player
What happened to your accent?
Tofu
Fuggedaboutit. Time for you la meet the real me-
Hold on.
Object Retrieve Tofu's Bag from Seashell Octopus Slime, Return to Tofu.
Tofu
Yo! I gotta be honest witch, I ain’t no tribal chief. I grew up in tha big city. I just got a job here to meet chicks
I didn’t know all these monsta’s was gonna come an’screw up the beach. I ain’t met a single chick out here that didn’t end up getting’ swallowed up by some hungry slime. Ya gotta help me het back to civilization.
I already tried takin’ one of them little motorboats out, but that ended up flipped upside down on a sandbar when one a’them Seashell Octopus Slime things got in the way. What do I know about boats, right? Maybe you go crack a few sculls and fine the Travel Bag I lost, maybe I make it worth while.
Kill monsters and retrieve Tofu's bag.
Object Talk to Swanson in Gold Beach. you can teleport by Gold Beach Entry Pass in your inventory.
Tofu
You find da bag?
Player
Here you go.
Tofu
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Player
Have you seen a weird, preferably evil submarine around here?
Tofu
Yeeaah, I think I seen that. Go ‘tound over ta Shady Beach with the portal on the right. I saw all kinds’a blck goop all up on there.
Old man Swanson wants to see you over at Gold Beach Resort You can use my Gold Beach Entry Pass to get there quickly.
i Tried enter the Boss map where Submarine place. but seemed unable to proceed before meeting certain condition.
Swanson
Did you track down that submarine?
I’m going to Figure out what that thing is doing in Shady Beach. You stay here and prepare your digestive system for the pounding fo a lifetime. Little Richie cooked something. and he wants you to eat it.
How you convinced yourself that this is a good course of action in none of my business, but I do admire your bravery.
Swanson
Here is the Gold Beach Chef’s Special. At least he had help from out chef, so it should be relatively free of poison.
The ingredient are a little bizarre, but it didn’t look deadly.
Gold Beach Chef's Special. this item increase your Ambition, Empathy, insight, Will, Diligent, Charm.
Object Kill the Boss Captain Darkgoo in Shady Beach. you need to go there through Hardwave Beach.
Little Richie
Can you tell me something delightfully ribaldrous? The submarine in Shady Beach is currently stuck!
Player
Like, on some kelp or something?
Little Richie
Those hooligans thought they could mess with my daddy. but boy were they wrong! What does around comes around.
Player
Yeah, sure. but WHY is the submarine stuck?
Little Richie
A Captain Darkgoo appeared in their path! Now they’re completely stuck.
Player
Doesn’t that mean that other boats won’r be able to use that passageway either?
Little Richie
Oh- um- bother. Maybe daddy will buy them a new passageway? or maybe you can help?
Yes! YOU! go take care of the Captain Drakgoo in Shady Beach! That’ll show those slimy little buggers!
Take the portal on the right in Hardwave Beach to get there.
Enter the map and show them what you got.
Back to Little Richie.
Little Richie
What’s the status on that Captain Darkgoo?
You, little adventurer, have earned yourself one hour in my favorite poolside chair. Now where did that little submarine go? I was going to let Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny leave a good old-fashioned present on their top deck.
Here, you can have it.
Little Richie
Lucky you, lucky day! I’ve got a something special for you. yes I do!
Look at this <Beach bum> title I had made for you.
Now everybody will know how many bummers you took away from my beloved Gold Beach.
This is the end of the Theme Dungeon Gold Beach. i hope you all liked it.
in korea maplestory, gold beach NPCs are not so burged but remain polite language bahve. but in Global Gold beach quests lot of things are different in the dialog. i want to discuss about this later. but for now we will see the dialogs and quests completion dvelopment.
every session without specific Summary by me is 'Object talk to NPC'.
Gold Richie
Good morrow to you, fine experiencer of life’s great mysteries! I am Gold Riche, global trader and lottery winner extraordinaire, and I would like to invite you to my newest expedition into recreation, Gold Beach Resort. Come and join us for some fun in the sun, won’t you?
people to be transported to pleasurableness!
Object Kill 40 Palm Slimes.
Irvine
Are you okay? it’s the craziest thing- There’s no fuel in the plane! Maybe I shoulda added more before we left. Oh well, at least no one hurt!
Gosh, I didn’t realize that there were so many palm trees here. Palm trees aren’t very good for taking off or landing, y’know? Someone should do something about this.
Can you clear out some of the Palm Tree Slime monsters here? Just 40 should be fine. You’re gonna need my plane to go back, so you best get started!
Go to Kill the Palm Tree Slimes.
Object Find 'Swanson' in next portal.
Irvine
Are you sure you’re done?
Player
‘Cause I still see plenty of Palm Tree Slimes-
Irvin
Thanks for clearing out those slimes. They weren’t a threat or anything, but they give me the heebie jeebies. I’m sure I’ll remember to fuel up from now on.
Player
What!? I did that for nothing!?
Irvin
And here I was starting to think we were friends. Go on. her out of here. The portal to the resort is right over on the right. I’ll be here crying if you need me.
And here I was starting to think we were friends. Go on. her out of here. The portal to the resort is right over on the right. I’ll be here crying if you need me.
Object Retrieve Willy's Ball from Coconut Slime, and bring it back to Little Richie
Swanson
Where did it go?! This won’t do in the least!
Player
Heey, shouty guy. Is Gold Beach Resort down this path?
Swanson
You know, you have the rough hands and shabby appearance of someone who actually works for a living. Will you help me?
I lost my the Willy’s Ball! I was supposed to take to the boss’s son. If you find it, could you take it to Little Richie in Gold Beach Resort? I’d make up an excuse as to my future whereabouts, but I have too much respect for you.
Slay Palm Tree Slimes and retrive 'Willy's Ball'.
Little Richie
Who are you? I don’t know you. Why do you have my Willy’s Ball?
Great! Lil Willy has been complaining allll day. Do you know how hard it is to focus on para-sailing with that little brat bawling in your ear?
Little Richie
Are you still here?
Player
Gold Richie invited me to this resort.
Little Richie
Oh, well good for you. My daddy built it for us. Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny seem to like it. but I thing it’s a bore.
Player
Where should I stay?
Little Richie
I don’t know or care. it’s time for Lil Willy’s afternoon diamond diving session- Go talk to the manager, Swanson.
Who is Swanson? I don’t know. He’s got a mustache or something.
Swanson
Busy, busy, busy- Yes? What do you need?
Didn’t we meet in the Beachgrass Dunes 2?
Object Bring10 Goldychee Fruit and 10 Goldygranate Fruit from Coconut Slime at Beachgrass Dunes 1
Who are you? I don’t know you. Why do you have my Willy’s Ball?
Great! Lil Willy has been complaining allll day. Do you know how hard it is to focus on para-sailing with that little brat bawling in your ear?
Little Richie
Are you still here?
Player
Gold Richie invited me to this resort.
Little Richie
Oh, well good for you. My daddy built it for us. Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny seem to like it. but I thing it’s a bore.
Player
Where should I stay?
Little Richie
I don’t know or care. it’s time for Lil Willy’s afternoon diamond diving session- Go talk to the manager, Swanson.
Who is Swanson? I don’t know. He’s got a mustache or something.
Swanson
Busy, busy, busy- Yes? What do you need?
Didn’t we meet in the Beachgrass Dunes 2?
Object Bring10 Goldychee Fruit and 10 Goldygranate Fruit from Coconut Slime at Beachgrass Dunes 1
Swanson
Are you the new employee? it’s about time.
Player
No, I actually got an invitation to--
Swanson
Okay, let’s get started. Evil Black Slimes have stolen out fruit. YOU are going to get them back.
Player
I don’t really work--
Swanson
I need that fruint back and I know the filthy little Coconut Slime that took it. Go to Beachgrass Dunes 1 right now. I’m going to eat a steak.
Bring me 10 Goldychee Fruit and 10 Goldygranate Fruit and hurry it up,
Kill Coconut Slimes and gather up Goldychee Fruits and Goldy Granate Fruits.
Swanson
Did you find all the fruit?
You should feel good about yourself for being useful.
Object Kill 40 Emerald Clam Slimes at Gold Beach Seaside 1
Swanson
You are an adequate employee. I have decided not to fire you.
Player
I don’t really work here--
Swanson
Officially, I know, but we’ll get to the paperwork when there’s time.
Char
This is the worst vacation ever.
Swanson
Work is never a vacation, kid. Now I am going to go and tend to a giggle of fatheaded investors who have had fat too much sun, and you are going to take care of Emerald Clam Slime monsters.
My staff has cleaned every room in this gaudy rat-trap we call a resort, but the local wildlife has made it a habit of undoing all of out work. I want you to go to Gold beach Seaside 1 and a do a little housekeeping on the monsters. Just so we’re clear, that means I want you to destroy them.
Kill Emerald Clam Slimes at Gold Beach Seaside 1.
My staff has cleaned every room in this gaudy rat-trap we call a resort, but the local wildlife has made it a habit of undoing all of out work. I want you to go to Gold beach Seaside 1 and a do a little housekeeping on the monsters. Just so we’re clear, that means I want you to destroy them.
Kill Emerald Clam Slimes at Gold Beach Seaside 1.
Swanson
Did you take care of 40 Emerald Clam Slime monsters?
You have helped this resort. I don’t know whether I should praise you, or fire you.
Swanson
Okay, now-
Player
Wait! You have to listen to me.
Swanson
I am a very busy man, but I’m willing to listen to your drivel for approximately 35 seconds. After that, I will consume a large amount of breakfast foods.
Player
Your boss invited me on a vacation. That guys Little Richie sent me over to YOU to give me a tour of the place.
Swanson
That- is a bit of a letdown. I was hoping these bumbling knucklehead would have fired someone with character and dignity.
Player
What’s the matter?
Swanson
I have an important call to make and this story is going to take a while. Please hold on.
Hold your Tiny horses. I’ll fill you in on the details in a minute.
Swanson
Sorry for the wait. Let’s continue our discussion.
As long as your eyes are working, you’ll notice that this place apears to be paradise. in fact we have been right on schedule since day one-
And then the Black Slimes showed up. At first I liked them. They were so good at disrupting the operations of this garish greed temple. But then- then they went too far. Do you know how much it costs to ship a single piece of bacon to this resort? They are twenty five pound. I- I nearly wept at the carnage.
Little Richie
Lil Willy is resting soundly in his hyperbaric nap tank. Why are you two just standing around?
Really! I guess it’s just time for ME to do all the work. As a representative of Gold Beach Resort, you are going to tell Swanson to write me a report on out current status. No less than 300 pages.
Swanson
Did that pinheaded little bag of marbles say something? I’m tired of his meddling.
A report? That little gomba can’t even read! You know, I used to work for Gold Richie. Now-
Hold your Tiny horses. I’ll fill you in on the details in a minute.
Swanson
Sorry for the wait. Let’s continue our discussion.
As long as your eyes are working, you’ll notice that this place apears to be paradise. in fact we have been right on schedule since day one-
And then the Black Slimes showed up. At first I liked them. They were so good at disrupting the operations of this garish greed temple. But then- then they went too far. Do you know how much it costs to ship a single piece of bacon to this resort? They are twenty five pound. I- I nearly wept at the carnage.
Little Richie
Lil Willy is resting soundly in his hyperbaric nap tank. Why are you two just standing around?
Really! I guess it’s just time for ME to do all the work. As a representative of Gold Beach Resort, you are going to tell Swanson to write me a report on out current status. No less than 300 pages.
Swanson
Did that pinheaded little bag of marbles say something? I’m tired of his meddling.
A report? That little gomba can’t even read! You know, I used to work for Gold Richie. Now-
Swanson
Take this drink to Little Richie. Maybe he’ll forgot about his stupid report.
The Supply boat hasn’t checked in, and that means I won’t have any eggs for breakfast, and THAT means I’m going to be angry for at least a week. Take this drink out of my hand before I smash the glass against my head.
Little Richie
Did you talk to Swanson about the report?
Oh hey, a Mushroo Slush! My favorite! Forget about the- what did I ask you to do? Who cares? I’m late for my daily mud-scrub foot pounding.
Swanson
How many more of these accursed slimes do I have to deal with?!
Char
So, is there like a room I can rest in, or-
Swanson
If today doesn’t end soon- We have a problem with the beach lights. I know you’re here to ‘relax’ on your ‘vacation’. but wouldn’t a little bit of manual labor be fun? That’s what my vacations always consist of.
I will make sure the rest of the staff treats you with the same respect they treat me when this is all done. That means they will leave you alone unless their hair is on fire, at which point they will ask you kindly how to put it out.
Let Ralphaio know that the beach lights are broken. He should be making his rounds in the Gold Beach Seaside 2
Ralphio
Hey, what’s up buddy?
Make it speedy, will ya?
Object Retrieve 5 of Lighting Batteries from Violet Clam Slime.
Hey, all right. You’re going to help me out with these broken lights, huh? That’s GREAT, because I am pooped from all this thinking. I’m just gonna step out for a quick avocado sandwich.
I can’t even believe how much these monsters like those Lighting Batter things. I think we lost like 5 of them to mermaids last week. Wait, do we have mermaids? Maybe that was just the cure cleaning lady. Why you stealin’ batteries, boo?!
Kill those Violet Clam Slimes and Retrieve Lighting Batteries.
Ralphio
Did you find any of these Lighting Battery thingies?
Bring up the lights, we can finally party again!
Object Kill Violet Clam Slime and Retrieve Tofu's Island Drum
Tofu
Where is that bloody blasted— Ahem. Ugh!
Me Tofu. Me member of Mapala maoli Tribe. We rent beach to tourist trap, but only small area. You help!
Violet Clam Slim take Tofu’s Island Drum. Find it. We Mapala maoli love people and music.
Violet Clam Slime which was have been took away Lighting Batteries Stole Tofu's Drum again. kill them and Retrieve it to him.
Tofu
You find Island Drum?
Player
Here.
Tofu
Lovely, that’ll be a- I mean, may Water-Face Jambajoos bless you.
Player
That did not sound like a real thing. Why do you have an English accent?
Tofu
Blimey! Me native! Me serve great god, Water-Face Jambajoos!
Player
Where is your village?
Tofu
None of your bussiness, tourist! Me go play music!
Tofu
I did see some Black Slime, but I don’t know if that I saw was what is think it was. I suppose I can tell you about it, if that would get you to stop talking to me.
I’ll need some time to get my mind on the right track. I was sitting by water, rubbing oil on my belly in the light of the moon, when I saw something move-
Tofu
Man, I dunno, it looked like a submarine.
Oh, uhhh, I mean, uhh, roight-o, that little water birdy is a- wait, no that’s Australian. Water tube bad!
My tribe very strong. We technologically advanced.
Object Kill 50 Seagul Slime
Swanson
Where did you get off to?
Player
You know the native guys who was playing music for the resort? He told me he saw a submarine.
Swanson
What? Tofu- Ugh, I hate saying that name so much- TOFU saw a submarine? I’ll look into it.
Anyway, I came here to ask you for your help cleaning some things.
Every time I think this place is going to be clean, a herd of Seagull Slimes comes tromping through to muck things up. The beach is a mess. The hotel is a mess! I want them cleared out. Understood?
kill 50 of seagul Slimes, get back to Swanson.
Object go to Gold Beach Seaside 3 and meet Ralphio.
Ralphio
Did you take care of my request?
You have completed a job without causing any more complications You may consider you day productive. I am going to return to the resort and watch wester movies until the building collapses around me.
Have you seen that idiot, Ralphio? Maybe at the Gold Beach Seaside 3?
Object Kill the Seagul Slime and Retrive Ralphio's Engaement Ring
Ralphio
Hey boo, you know any way I can get outta here? just- aw man I can’t do it anymore!
Player
Ah geez, what’s the problem?
Ralphio
I’ve got this girl named Lois and I promised her we’d hook it up on the marriage-tip when I got done with this job, which is great cause we keep getting delayed, but then I LOST THE RING!
Player
Ring?
Ralphio
My engagement ring! it’s so expensive and now some Seagull Slime is sportin’ it for his monster lady.
Find my ring! I just know some little Seagul Slime has it. Look, I’ve got a picture and everything!
you can obtaion the ring from Seagul Slimes during you are clearing them.
Ralphio
Did you find that Super Expensive Ring?
That is gonna look slick when I’m pawning it for my rent check. Ha haaa!
Ralphio
Say whaaat! Hey slick, I forgot, but I was supposed to talk to Swanson and I really need to go get a pedicure with all that ring money. Why don’t you jump up on that?
Oh, that Little Richie dude is looking for Swanson too. Probably for some mustach-growing tips. am I right? I bet that Swanson dude is staring out at the sea from Shallow Sea 1 again.
Swanson
Hello [Explorer's name]. I came here to collect my thoughts and to track this submarine you mentioned. However, the submarine is nowhere to be seen and my thoughts have been shattered by your talking. What do you want?
Little Richie was looking for me? I was never here-
Object Kill 50 Red Tube Slime, and Back to Gold Beach by any means(you can use Gold Beach Entry pass in your inventory. (don't drop or sell those Red Tube you obtained from those monsters. that will need in further Quest for correct tubes.)
Swanson
Do you see those Red Tube Slime monsters? it almost looks like a black wave of goo. How can anyone enjoy a beach when a giant black wave of goo is about to swallow them whole?
Now I have to go see Little Richie! Can’t you do something?
I want you to ho out there and do a number on those Res Tube Slime monsters. You can use the Gold Beach Entry Pass to return to Gold Beach Resort when you’ve done. I’ll be there, nursing my unhappiness.
Clear 50 of them. and don't forget sum up those red tubes.
Oh, that Little Richie dude is looking for Swanson too. Probably for some mustach-growing tips. am I right? I bet that Swanson dude is staring out at the sea from Shallow Sea 1 again.
Swanson
Hello [Explorer's name]. I came here to collect my thoughts and to track this submarine you mentioned. However, the submarine is nowhere to be seen and my thoughts have been shattered by your talking. What do you want?
Little Richie was looking for me? I was never here-
Object Kill 50 Red Tube Slime, and Back to Gold Beach by any means(you can use Gold Beach Entry pass in your inventory. (don't drop or sell those Red Tube you obtained from those monsters. that will need in further Quest for correct tubes.)
Swanson
Do you see those Red Tube Slime monsters? it almost looks like a black wave of goo. How can anyone enjoy a beach when a giant black wave of goo is about to swallow them whole?
Now I have to go see Little Richie! Can’t you do something?
I want you to ho out there and do a number on those Res Tube Slime monsters. You can use the Gold Beach Entry Pass to return to Gold Beach Resort when you’ve done. I’ll be there, nursing my unhappiness.
Clear 50 of them. and don't forget sum up those red tubes.
Gold Beach Entry Pass usage to Gold Beach Teleport.
Swanson
How is that beach looking?
I like you! I might let you eat one of my steaks.
Object Kill Red Tube Slimes and Blue Tube Slimes at Shallow Sea 1 and Shallow Sea 2, and Retrive 10 Blue Tubes and Red Tubes each, bring back in the empty cady over at the Shallow Sea 2.
Swanson
All of my swimming pool accessories went missing Since you seem to be the only person around here besides myself who isn’t a useless hump. maybe you’d be willing to help?
The bloated troglodytes that we serve expect a certain amount of floating around in their own filth, and they can’t do that without inner tubes. I’m missing 10 total. Get them back from Red Tube Slime and Blue Tube Slime monsters at Shallow Sea 1 and Shallow Sea 2 just put the tubes back in the empty cady over at the Shallow Sea 2.
Correct 10 Blue Tubes by killing those Blue Tube Slimes. and also you will combine Red Tubes just before you corrected from Red Tube Silmes to use complete this quest.
Did you get these tubes back?
It’s good to have all those inflatables back.
-Inner Tube Caddy
try talk to Little Richie, just shown up.
Object Bring 10 pieces of Shrimp Bite from Shrimp Slimes in Shallow Sea 3, to Little Richie
Little Richie
Daddy had hired the best chefs in the world to cater to my every whim, yet the ingredients they use are mere commoner chow! I told daddy I want more yum-yums! I want some Fried Shrimp Bite!
Bring back 10 pieces of Fried Shrimp Bite from the Shrimp Slime monsters in Shallow Sea 3.
you can correct 10 shrimp Bites from the Shrimp Slimes, carraying huge shrimps on their head.
Little Richie
So fresh, so fragrant!
I must get these to the chef right away. Out of my way, you filthy ragamuffin!
Object Kill 50 Shrimp Slimes
Little Richie
Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny are all tuckered out from out adventures away from the resort. Watching you catch all those shrimp was exhausting!
Player
Maybe you should try actually catching them yourself.
Little Richie
Ah-ha- hahaha! Your jest has tickled my funny bone! Now I need a break from all this laughing.
Player
Seriously?
Little Richie
I know. I will draw a picture most wonderful while Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny prance about on the warm sand! Will you do me a favor as payment for this masterpiece?
Go and be my model! Fight with the Shrimp Slime creatures around this area and I will capture your very essence. You’ll need to fight about fifty of them to give me enough time.
Little Richie want us kill 50 of extra Shrimp Slimes. so get it done.
Little Richie
My draw is almost complete.
I have created what will surely be the ultimate in beach-related. Now I must go and enjoy me lunch! You may thank me for preserving your likeness at another time.
Object Kill 50 of Flying Fish Slime in Softwave Beach 1, and Retrieve Willy's Ball, back to Swanson
Swanson
That walking pair of Bermuda Shorts, Little Richie, has asked me for another in a long line of inane favors.
Player
Hey, that happened to me too.
Swanson
Did it? Then welcome to Gold Beach. You will be entirely insuprised to fine out that the two future fur hats he walks around with are just as useless as the ascot-wearing troll they follow. Will you help me?
He lost their ball, Again. And, since our illustrious owner decided to park his resort on land infested by disgustingly playful creatures, one of the Flying Fish Slime in Softwave Beach 1 probably tool it. I would greatly enjoy it if you would take some of my frustration out on them while you search.
Go to Softwave Beach 1 and kill those Flying Fhish Slimes 50 of them.
Swanson
Please tell me you hurt a lot of Flying Fish Slime monsters and found that Willy’s Ball?
Another pointless diversion complete. Now if we could just figure out where that submarine went. we might have something to talk about.
Object Kill 30 of Starfish Octopus Slimes and Seashell Octopus Slimes each in Softwave Beach 2 and Hardwave Beach areas.
Swanson
The octopi nearby are- did that rhyme? I hate when I rhyme. I can’t get boats in to my harbor and I can’t get boats off of the shore. No boats. That’s a problem.
If you trimmed down the local Starfish Octopus Slime and Seashell Octopus Slime population by 30, I could get some craft in the water.
Irvin’s plane doesn’t have the hauling capacity to get all of my supplies here. Go clear the waters around the Softwave Beach 2 and Hardwave Beach areas.
go to Softwave Beach 2 and Hardwave Beach to kill those monsters Swanson request.
Swanson
I hope those beaches are slime and octopus free.
I’m Glad we solved that issue. I also found out some interesting news on that submarine Tofu saw. Talk to me in a minute.
Object Go to Hardwave Beach, Talk to Tofu.
Swanson
That submarine is definitely the cause of this Black Slime headache. I don’t teally know why. nor do I care. I just want it gone.
There is a path that leads out to where the submarine is docked beyond Hardwave Beach. Can you go take a look?
Get to Hardwave Beach ASAP
Tofu
Eeey, you found my drum, huh?
Player
What happened to your accent?
Tofu
Fuggedaboutit. Time for you la meet the real me-
Hold on.
Object Retrieve Tofu's Bag from Seashell Octopus Slime, Return to Tofu.
Tofu
Yo! I gotta be honest witch, I ain’t no tribal chief. I grew up in tha big city. I just got a job here to meet chicks
I didn’t know all these monsta’s was gonna come an’screw up the beach. I ain’t met a single chick out here that didn’t end up getting’ swallowed up by some hungry slime. Ya gotta help me het back to civilization.
I already tried takin’ one of them little motorboats out, but that ended up flipped upside down on a sandbar when one a’them Seashell Octopus Slime things got in the way. What do I know about boats, right? Maybe you go crack a few sculls and fine the Travel Bag I lost, maybe I make it worth while.
Kill monsters and retrieve Tofu's bag.
Object Talk to Swanson in Gold Beach. you can teleport by Gold Beach Entry Pass in your inventory.
Tofu
You find da bag?
Player
Here you go.
Tofu
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
Player
Have you seen a weird, preferably evil submarine around here?
Tofu
Yeeaah, I think I seen that. Go ‘tound over ta Shady Beach with the portal on the right. I saw all kinds’a blck goop all up on there.
Old man Swanson wants to see you over at Gold Beach Resort You can use my Gold Beach Entry Pass to get there quickly.
i Tried enter the Boss map where Submarine place. but seemed unable to proceed before meeting certain condition.
Swanson
Did you track down that submarine?
I’m going to Figure out what that thing is doing in Shady Beach. You stay here and prepare your digestive system for the pounding fo a lifetime. Little Richie cooked something. and he wants you to eat it.
How you convinced yourself that this is a good course of action in none of my business, but I do admire your bravery.
Swanson
Here is the Gold Beach Chef’s Special. At least he had help from out chef, so it should be relatively free of poison.
The ingredient are a little bizarre, but it didn’t look deadly.
Gold Beach Chef's Special. this item increase your Ambition, Empathy, insight, Will, Diligent, Charm.
Object Kill the Boss Captain Darkgoo in Shady Beach. you need to go there through Hardwave Beach.
Little Richie
Can you tell me something delightfully ribaldrous? The submarine in Shady Beach is currently stuck!
Player
Like, on some kelp or something?
Little Richie
Those hooligans thought they could mess with my daddy. but boy were they wrong! What does around comes around.
Player
Yeah, sure. but WHY is the submarine stuck?
Little Richie
A Captain Darkgoo appeared in their path! Now they’re completely stuck.
Player
Doesn’t that mean that other boats won’r be able to use that passageway either?
Little Richie
Oh- um- bother. Maybe daddy will buy them a new passageway? or maybe you can help?
Yes! YOU! go take care of the Captain Drakgoo in Shady Beach! That’ll show those slimy little buggers!
Take the portal on the right in Hardwave Beach to get there.
Enter the map and show them what you got.
Back to Little Richie.
Little Richie
What’s the status on that Captain Darkgoo?
You, little adventurer, have earned yourself one hour in my favorite poolside chair. Now where did that little submarine go? I was going to let Lil Willy and Teeny Jenny leave a good old-fashioned present on their top deck.
Here, you can have it.
Little Richie
Lucky you, lucky day! I’ve got a something special for you. yes I do!
Look at this <Beach bum> title I had made for you.
Now everybody will know how many bummers you took away from my beloved Gold Beach.
This is the end of the Theme Dungeon Gold Beach. i hope you all liked it.
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